no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he just fucked me for my cheese..