Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,