yea but for you.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.