I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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