Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My dick has a subreddit
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
