One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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