how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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