You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He kissed a someone with a penis
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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