She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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