dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize