your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just cropdusted the office
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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