On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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