I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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