Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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