So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Sorry my hands just texted you
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dear god my vagina.
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