really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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