My nipple is on Facebook.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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