Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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