I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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