how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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