I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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