Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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