the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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