how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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