so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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