No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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