Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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