who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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