Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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