i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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