I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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