why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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