She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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