I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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