God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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