People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈ðŸ˜
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
