he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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