giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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