JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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