The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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