Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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