I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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