whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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