so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
