3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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