we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
