ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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