do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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