It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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