4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
