the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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