Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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