I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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