True but thats because hes a fetus.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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