I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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