i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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