the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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