After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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